Links collected over the course of the week:

A review of Rock of Love in The New York Times. Well, if the Times is willing to review it, I might as well confess my own love for the show. Maybe in an upcoming post, I'll even explain why I think Flavor of Love is the better show.

Minimalism taken too far. I laugh every time I read that post; there's something kind of David Sedaris-like about the writing.

That last one was funny; this one is sad or poignant, at least to me: Jessica Lagunas' pieces titled "Ái Spik Ínglish," described as "7 Fictional short dialogues of low-income Latino immigrants adapting in the US, using English phrases in their Spanish pronunciation." A sample:

New Occupational Certificates, courtesy of Dean Dad. The folks in the comments add to the list, and while I admire their efforts, their additions don't quite hit the pitch of Dean Dad's.

Another sad one: I think you need to read it anyway, though.

I'll end with a fabulous one: Subversive Jewelry. The pieces aren't for everyday wear, but I love them for evening as, for example, an accent piece with a simple black dress.

• Park Avenue before and after the automobile:

  
  
  New York's Park Avenue before 1922 (courtesy Aaron Naparstek)

  
  
  New York's Park Avenue after 1922 "improvements" to accommodate automobile traffic  (courtesy Aaron Naparstek)

  
  New York's Park Avenue today (courtesy of BuddhaCab)

• Hilarious fake cross-promotional campaigns
• Dump cake, yum
• Making Black girls "ladylike"
• If I ever get a double boiler, it will be this kind
• Cruggs! Cruggs! Cruggs!
• 7 ways to grow the action habit

Even more random bullets of crap -- what a disgrace. Perhaps I should go ahead and tell you that what with my new administrative position, these may be the only kinds of posts I have time to write from now on.

• My blog reading habits have changed a bit lately. I've especially been reading a lot of good DIY/money-saving/consumption-cutting blogs such as Lifehacker and the blogs on the LifeRemix network:

  Behance
  
  Cranking Widgets Blog
  
  Dumb Little Man
  
  Freelance Switch
  
  Happiness Project
  
  Ikea Hacker
  
  LifeClever
  
  LifeDev
  
  No Impact Man
  
  Pick the Brain
  
  Success From the Nest
  
  Tim Ferriss' Four Hour Workweek Blog
  
  Unclutterer
  
  WiseBread
  
  Zen Habits

• I've learned a lot about placement in the last week, as 95% of my time has been devoted to analyzing various cases. We use a system which places students in writing courses (basic, intro, or honors) according to their test scores, but we also have teachers assign a diagnostic essay on the first day of class, which we use as triangulation to make adjustments to the placement decisions if appropriate. To be sure, I'm no embracer of high-stakes testing and teaching to the test; however, I haven't been able to help but notice that the quality of the writing samples has been consistent with ACT and SAT verbal scores in most cases I have reviewed. The exceptions are the cases in which the test scores are okay, but the writing reveals problems; I suppose these cases demonstrate the need for writing-to-learn approaches over drill-and-test approaches.
• Next up on the administrative agenda: syllabus review. This check is going to be pretty basic; I and other members of the first-year writing committee are going to look for the following:

  1. Is there a breakdown of how the grade will be calculated?
  2. Is there a brief description of each assignment? (Note: something like, "Essay 1, personal narrative, 3-4 pages")
  3. Is the attendance policy clear and in accordance with university policy?
  4. Is the plagiarism policy clear and in accordance with university policy?
  5. Are the appropriate textbooks in the "required materials" section?
  6. Does the instructor provide contact information and office hours?
  7. Is there a course description?
  8. Are emergency evacuation procedures listed?
  9. Is the disability policy clear and in accordance with university policy?

• After syllabus review comes faculty development workshop planning. We're already planning a diversity workshop, and there are other possibilities. Others have expressed interest in workshops on responding to student writing and on plagiarism, and of course I will take instructors' needs into consideration when deciding on topics for workshops, but those two topics have been done and done and done some more (though I have some good ideas for how to shake up a plagiarism workshop and make it new). One I'm interested in would be a workshop on monitoring students' mental health. After the tragedy at Virginia Tech, this is especially important, and I'm convinced that things are going to change for writing teachers because of it. At stake are students' privacy and freedom of speech, weighed against the safety of the student body. What should writing teachers do when they are disturbed by student writing or believe a student is mentally disturbed? Is a recommendation to talk to someone in student mental health services enough anymore?
• Also: I HAVE TO work on research, sometime, somehow -- I'm devoting this weekend to it, actually. It's been so hard to set boundaries these first couple of weeks, when so many (very nice and collegial, mind you) people need to talk to me. Everyone in my department and on the WPA listserv has said that it gets better, that the beginning of the semester is the busiest time, and I hope they're right.
• Oh yeah, and I'd like to exercise today. I'm thinking about going swimming in our apartment complex pool.

• I'm thinking about creating an administratosphere category after the fashion of Collin.
• Speaking of administration, I've been trying to figure out which offices I need to contact to introduce myself. So far I have:

  * the library (to find a research librarian who can schedule library
  visits for FYW courses)
  * the Services for Students with Disabilities office
  * the Office of International Affairs
  * the Counseling and Testing Center
  * the Office for Campus Diversity
  * the Department of Student Personnel (an office of the Dean of Students)
  * the Department of Modern Language (regarding writing courses for ESL students)
  * the Moodle administrator
  * the Office of Research and Sponsored Programs
  * the Ronald McNair Post-Baccalaureate Achievement Program
  * the registrar's office
  * the Office of Admissions
  * the university bookstore
  * writing program administrators at other universities in the state with whom we have articulation agreements
  * the Office of Institutional Research

  I think I'll have some built-in networking opportunities with some of these, as the director of first-year writing is expected to serve on the Admission by Exception Committee and the Enrollment Management Committee. Before posting the list here, I submitted it to the WPA listserv. I thought I'd get flamed for posting about a topic I assumed they'd talked about many times before, but it actually got some positive response. I'll be interested to see if any of you have any additions to the list.

• The new issue of Kairos is out, and I'm thrilled to see a version 2.0 of an article Steve Krause wrote years ago, "'Where Do I List This on My CV?' Considering the Values of Self-Published Web Sites." Charlie has been talking about the value of publishing updated revisions of landmark articles for years, so I'm hoping others follow Steve's lead.

  Particularly exciting about the article is the fact that Steve gives updates on each self-published site he showcased in 2002, and he asks the authors about their sites' effect on their tenure cases:

  Lee Honeycutt earned tenure and was promoted to Associate Professor at Iowa State University. In email correspondance for this revision, he said that he thought his hypertextualized version of Aristotle's Rhetoric helped his case "as several external reviewers believed the site was comparable to a 'critical edition' work. But online work such as this cannot be the only standard. Candidates for tenure still need to show evidence of traditional scholarship in print journals" (electronic mail communication, June 12, 2007). Interestingly though, his previous self-published web work seems to have laid the foundation for recognition of his more current self-published web work, Quintilian's Institutes of Oratory. Honeycutt wrote, "Though I had not discussed (the Quintilian site), my department listed the site in a 'books and other works' category when compiling our department bibliography this year" (electronic mail communication, June 12, 2007).

  Daniel Anderson earned tenure and was promoted to Associate Professor at the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. In email correspondence, Anderson wrote "I think having technology be a part of my job portfolio helped a bit when it came to getting promoted for tenure. It allowed me to use articles and textbooks as my traditional scholarship by layering them over a foundation of lots of technology innovation that could be pitched as one of the main reasons for my hire. So, the argument was, the hire was for tech innovation--that is there--and on top of it, look at these books and articles" (electronic mail communication, June 12, 2007).

  Also, the original 2002 article was published in a special issue about electronic publishing. The special issue was spread across several journals, which Steve also revisits:

  • CCC Online has evolved into a searchable metadata archive for the journal, a project that I applaud but which is a significant departure from its previous format.

  • Enculturation has not published since 2004.

  • Academic.Writing merged with Language and Learning Across the Disciplines to form Across the Disciplines.

  • The Writing Instructor has gone off-line entirely.

  • And then, of course, there's Kairos, which continues on, as you can see here.

  I'd really like to see a list of needs from the editors of Enculturation and The Writing Instructor. If you're reading this, editors, how can we, the rhetoric and composition community, help? What needs to get done in order to get these journals going again on a regular schedule, even if it's just one issue per year?

(that's Writing Program Administrator)...the beginning of the semester is especially busy. This state of business is compounded when you're starting a new job. Point is, blogging will continue to be light for a while. You might even say that I'm on hiatus.

Phil Campbell, Alabama is 34 miles from where I grew up, and every time we go to my grandmother's house, we pass through it. Now there's a hilarious video about the annual Phil Campbell Hoedown:

You should check out the other videos by Magical Pudding as well.

We've been in Lafayette for several days now, and we're settling in. We have, of course, loved the food. We've had some excellent Greek and Thai food, but my favorites are probably Poupart's Bakery and Lafayette's. We had the Cajun lunch buffet at Lafayette's, which was outstanding, and I can't wait to have the Sunday brunch there. Going around doing all the new-job things, like setting up email accounts and voice mail, getting faculty IDs and parking passes, and moving into offices has been draining, so I haven't had much energy to blog lately. Hopefully that'll change. For now though, some photographs from the UL campus, mostly of the swamp:

These turtles are SO CUTE. They saw us leaning over the brick wall, and they swam over expecting to be fed, but we didn't have any food on us.

My undergraduate campus had a live lion in a cage, and now I'm a professor at a university with an alligator habitat.

This one's for PZ Myers (and yes, I'm behind on my Google Reader):