When I have a baby...
I'm terribly ashamed of this, but I have the TV on "Access Hollywood," which features full coverage of Britney Spears' pregnancy. They had a segment called "Britney's Baby Boutique," and in it the reporters showed us various onesies and t-shirts the baby could wear -- which makes me want to announce the following to the world: When I have a child (pretty sure that's a "when," not "if"), do NOT buy me any little shirts or onesies with vulgar puns about breastfeeding, like "Mutha Sucka" or "Got milk?" Just get a bunch of people to chip in and buy me a digital camcorder so that I can make cute movies like these.
Edited to add: No offense intended. Right after hitting "post" I figured with my luck, all my best friends are going to send me upset emails with jpgs of their babies in their "Mutha Sucka" shirts. You'd be wasting your money buying them for my child 's all I'm saying.
One more addition: These pictures, and this link to geeky baby clothes. Aaaww!
Okay, the babies make those clothes kind of cute.
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Inappropriate Onesies
For our baby shower, we had an "inappropriate onesies" contest, with plain white cotton onesies and fabric paints. Most inappropriate won a prize consisting of condoms & lube. The entries were hilarious.
And then, when PK was born, I couldn't bring myself to put them on him. :P
Bitch. Ph.D.
Heh.
I can understand. I love the general idea of onesies contests, though; I'd heard of it before. I could go for a serious onesies contest, some knitted items from my knitter friends, a digital camcorder, some baby bath stuff (preferably hippie-fabulous all-natural environmentally friendly ingredients), and some Target gift cards. Not too many toys.
Wow, I've got this all planned out, don't I? :-D