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Strangest news story I've read in a while...



Believing in Hell Has Its Benefits:

Economists searching for reasons why some nations are richer than others have found that those with a wide belief in hell are less corrupt and more prosperous, according to a report by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis.

Can you imagine, being at a meeting at the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis and saying, "Hey, everyone, I've got a great idea for a study..." The story is quite close to what one finds in The Onion, which, incidentally, has some good stories today. I'm going to save the latter of the two for possible use in this fall's first-year composition class. I've found that using an extended example of a "Baby! I've changed! Pleeease take me back!! Remember the time we [...] It could be like that again!" argument is a great and fun way to introduce the rhetorical appeals -- but you have to ham it up. :)

Five to go. In order to combat this awful feeling I have (cold, clammy hands, shaking, gagging, feeling like there are bugs all over me), I've composed this Cheer up! playlist.

1. Big Tymers - Still Fly (Dirty) (5:36)
2. DMX - Party Up (4:30)
3. vanessa carlton - thousand miles (interlude), a (3:56)
4. Talking Heads - Wild Wild Life (3:39)
5. Various Artists - Walking on Sunshine - Katrina And The Waves (4:00)
6. Escape Club - Wild wild west.mp3 (5:43)
7. Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock - Joy and Pain (3:46)
8. Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (3:37)
9. Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize.mp3
10. Erasure - Take A Chance On Me (3:45)
11. Sheena Easton/Prince - You Got The Look (3:45)
12. Dire Straits - Walk Of Life (3:08)
13. Eve And Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Your Mind (3:49)
14. Fishbone - Party at Ground Zero (6:28)
15. ZZ Top - I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide (4:46)
16. Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Dogs and Chaplains (3:02)
17. Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (2:45)
18. Ramones - 2. 53rd and 3rd (2:16)
19. Kool And The Gang - Fresh (4:27)
20. Go Go's - Head Over Heels (3:36)
21. Kool and The Gang - Celebration (4:59)

Terribly major-label for the most part, I realize, but it's chicken soup for the ears.

Edited to add: Don't even think about giving me static for including "A Thousand Miles" on the list. I love that song, and it's especially good for twirling around until you get a good dizzy feeling -- kind of like "I Wanna Be Sedated."

I'm waking up every day with heart-pounding anxiety. Not even morning dancing is helping, but now I'm listening to Annie Lennox's cover of "Whiter Shade of Pale," and it's calming me down a little.

Prelims start tomorrow at 8 a.m.

It's going to be okay, right? At this point I'm trying to focus on my upcoming tour of Indiana. On the morning of 16 August, I'm emailing in my last exam and driving off to Bloomington. I'll also be stopping in Lafayette for a day or two and hope to see at least three friends while there.

Memos to Ourselves is an audioblog open to anyone who wants to contribute. So far I'm, uh, underwhelmed by the creativity of the contributors (hear, for example, this post), but I'll keep checking back; an open audioblog is a pretty cool idea. Oh, and I'm wondering how this woman is doing now. Via Feministe.

I love surprising my friends with little, unexpected things that they'll find touching, that will make them happy. The Chicklettes, for example, loved the photographs I sent to my old friend Charges. Yesterday I found another such surprise--a letter from one of my good friends who has two children, the older of whom is six, or will be six soon. She wrote the letter on March 25, 1998, when she was pregnant with the older child. She was filled with joy, talking about how much she loved it when the baby kicked and moved, the changes in her body, buying maternity clothes for the first time, picking out names, wondering if it would be a boy or girl but being sure it was a boy (she was right). I immediately made a photocopy of the letter to zip off into the mail to her. Knowing her, she'll sniffle a bit when she reads it :), and hopefully she'll read it to her son one day. I can't wait for her to get it.

Coinopvideogames.com has a good collection of old video game sounds.

Diana Krall is playing here August 11, and I can't believe I'm about to once again shell out the cash for that ticket, but the show is well worth it.

Via the NCTE Inbox comes the news that Chicago students who withdraw from high school must href="http://www.detnews.com/2004/schools/0407/15/a02-213493.htm">sign a waiver first:

In an effort to curtail truancies and drop-outs, Chicago public schools will require students who want to quit to sign a waiver stating that doing so will be hazardous to their futures.


Parents must also sign the waiver, which warns that dropping out of school often leads to unemployment, jail and other troubles.


Officials in the country’s third-largest school district say that the move is intended to send a wake-up call to at-risk kids in Cook County.

Okay, I know Chicago has good intentions here, but I don't know about this. I've known a lot of people who dropped out of high school, and the motivations are sometimes very complex--not all the time, I realize, but sometimes. I've known people who had to quit school and go to work to help support the family, because several minimum-wage jobs add up to a living wage. I've also known plenty of people who dropped out of high school because they were severely bullied or suffering from depression, most of whom went on to earn undergraduate and graduate degrees. They should at least, if they're not already doing so, decide on a case-by-case basis whether or not to use this waiver.

I know I talked about sampling recently, but I have to bring it up one more time for Lil' Flip. Today I was in the car and heard this hip hop song using samples from Pac-Man, and it made my ears very happy, so I blasted it. The song is called "Game Over," and you can watch the video here. If I remember correctly, it uses the basic sound Pac-Man makes when he eats regular pellets (not power pellets), and I believe I caught the noise of ghosts' eating Pac-Man too.

Thanks to Jeff's recent post about Freecycle, I joined the Twin Cities Freecycle Yahoo! group. I've already figured out that I'll use it more for giving stuff away than for scoring stuff; I responded quickly to a woman who was giving away a bunch of dishes, cups, glasses, pots, and pans, but someone had beaten me to it (the Twin Cities group has 2236 members, so it was bound to happen). Still, like Jeff, I'm fascinated with the random things people are giving away. On the Twin Cities list:

• Fisher Price Little People Farm (barn only, no little people or little animals)
• The Hunt for Red October board game
• Electric Cat Litter Box, with most of a 40-lb. bucket of clumping litter, self-feeding and watering dishes, several plastic trays for litter box, and an unopened bag of Iams Active Maturity/Hairball Prevention cat food (there's a sad story behind this, I'm sure :-( )
• Empty wine jug, once contained Carlo Rossi wine
• Two van seats, from a 1997 GMC van (useful, perhaps, for a child's fort, the giver suggests)